1. On knowing the future:
I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) February 2, 2014
2. On good ideas:
Bears just sleep throughout the entire winter and I can't think of anything more logical in the entire universe.
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) December 8, 2013
3. On preparations:
"Squirrels have to rely on getting fat to survive the winter," I say eating a donut sandwich.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 12, 2015
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