Humping Through Rock N’ Roll

What would be the most disastrous thing a rock and roll band can experience during a concert? A riot? An obsessive fan throwing themselves to the stage? Your wife finding out that you made out with a fan on the stage? That is just a typical occurrence for Van Halen. An instrument out of tune? Now that is a crisis, the solution? Hump a giant microphone for distraction and then play on.

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