15. This unappealing-sounding London barber.
16. And this equally unappealing Glasgow neighbour.
17. This utterly WTF dog “walker” spotted in London.
18. This eye-opening Glaswegian threat.
19. This shameful hipster coffee from a London café.
20. And this disgraceful treatment of haggis.
21. These London bin-spitters.
22. And these Glasgow close-pissers.
Maybe we should just merge the two cities and call it Glasdon. Or Londow.